You shouted and I listened. You can now get what is sure to be the world’s most sold book, the one that is going to bag me all of those posthumous awards, the one they’ll make movies and reboots of for years to come, The Universal Guide to Human Racing in paperback!
Now you can curl up on the sofa, pop The National on the record player (Trouble Will Find Me, obviously), and follow Tim Bloom and God on their fantastical adventure as they campaign, debate, fight terrorists, meet aliens, irritate clergy, and cause mayhem across the universe.
I’ve heard that the book is especially good with a couple of glasses of Shiraz or a nice wheat beer. In fact, most things are better with those, but that shouldn’t stop you from buying the book. I’m sure the book will add to the experience.
You can still get it in ebook format for your Kindle from all Amazon sites, and to be honest I make more money from you that way, but hey, I’m not greedy, you get the paperback if you want.
Current delivery time is roughly 3 weeks from purchase – this will improve once I get more stock ordered in. Otherwise you might be able to find it in a local bookstore near you, although if you order it directly through this website I’ll send you a lovely thank you message.
As always, if you like it, review it on Amazon, GoodReads, and anywhere else. If you don’t like it, well, keep that to yourself.